i would so do the slice of bacon.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
I am so stoned this is blowing my mind the interpretations
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne